Legolas

An elf from JRR Tolkein's Lord of the Rings series. Absolutely kickass in the books, but played by a slightly /feminine/ actor. Unfortunately, his awesome lines from the books have turned into stupid ones in the movies.

"What we need, is to draw their attention away."
Expectant silence
Legolas: ".....a......diiiii...veeeersion!"

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Bushism

A completely mindless and idiotic statement made by our *beloved* president.

"Our enemies will stop at nothing to harm our people and our country, and neither will we."

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