christicle

A sxc lemur : who is always wrong and is a miracle

Christie :

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axion

AxioN is pwning s0m3 b1sh3s!

AxioN is the man, I need some AxioN.

AxioN is shiznit

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Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.

Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.

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over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

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cha cha slide

A dance common in grammar school dances. It involves sliding to the left right,clappping it up, taking it back now ya'll, and cha chaing real smooth. Personally I prefer to grind, or just plain fucking, but then again kids who do the cha cha slide are either 10 or like some 30 year old guy who lives in his mothers basement and can only hook up with 10 year olds.

I want to kill the person who created the cha cha slide. Him and William Hung are going to be lynched with barbed wire.

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traitor

somebody who does their best to betray their country

George W. Bush was elected president and served 4 years as a traitor

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reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

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