fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

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turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

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Mowgli

Mowgli is a fictional character in "The Jungle Books" by Rudyard Kipling (1894-1895)

Mowgli's stories

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cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka

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owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

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frost

Cum, Jizz, Wad, Nut, Ejaculate.....

"she swallowed my frost like a thirsty marathon runner!!!"

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Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.

I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!

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