the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

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bcd

1. n. (military) acronym for "bad conduct discharge" as defined by the Uniform Code of Military Justice for US military servicemen, also known unofficially as the "Big Chicken Dinner" as slang for the same discharge.

2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.

1. "Corporal Smith bashed Lieutenant Jones in the fucking pie hole right in front of the general. Stupid shitbird is gonna get his BCD for sure."

2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."

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quizsubrat

evil rat things from quiznos add

HOLY FUCK! LOOK AT THE EVIL RAT THINGY SINGING FOR QUIZNOS *shudders*

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funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific

I won!! Thats fun funasuperific

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straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)

1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"

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Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.

"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"

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Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

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