dusty

The peril induced from over-basking in the prosperity of the Yakima. An undefined period where one feels the opposite of mountain fresh

mate, how good was One of Pig last night? I’m dusty AF today though, I just want to hold the couch down

1👍 4👎

corn maze

A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.

mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.

2👍 1👎

hamm jam

the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth’

How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.