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burger machine

The burger machine, it is, what it is, the Burger Machine.

DUDE RUN ITS THE BURGER MACHINE

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021


Marcus

Every second that you're not running.. Marcus is getting closer.

guy 1: ayo dude heard about marcus?
guy 2: whos marcus?
guy 1: every second that you're not running, hes getting closer.
guy 2: thats bullshit, im going home, you're weird.
And then.. guy 2 never came back.

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021


Marcus

Hes coming.. run.

p1: ayo AYO DUDE MARCUS IS COMING RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
p2: WHO IS MARCUS
And after that question was asked, it was too late.. Marcus had already gotten the guy.

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021