Jizzhammer

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

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Trash Puppet

An unoriginal immoral social influencer.

That dude on YouTube is such a trash puppet- he’s doing the same crap the other guy did on MTV 20 years ago.