pocket vag

The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)

2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.

girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags

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