flutter mane

A ghost/fairy gen 9 paradox pkmn, scarlet exclusive, that resembles misdreavus, banned from competitive pkmn, simply because of the atrocious 135 base sp.atk and speed stats. its found only in the great crater of paldea.
its competitive moveset consists of
251 sp. atk speed ev 0 atk iv
timid nature
choice scarf
shadow ball
moonblast
mystical fire
thunderbolt

pokemon showdown player: sends out flutter mane
other pokemon showdown player: *sweats bullets*

i have no idea how to use flutter mane in a sentence anyways

simisear

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.

guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water