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astrodome

A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.

Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.

Even though I can't fit it into her ass or pussy, my girl really loves to suck on my Astrodome.

by mark h September 18, 2004

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Dark Angel

An exceptionally badass 80's thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Their music is just as heavy, if not, HEAVIER, meaner, and more intense than Slayer's music. Dynamic riffage, very fast and brutal drumming from Gene Hoglan(now playing drums for Strapping Young Lad, and pretty damn evil lyrics as well.

You just have to listen to their best album "Darkness Descends" to believe me. It absolutely owns the shit out of Slayer's "Reign in Blood."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.

by mark h May 1, 2005

135πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by mark h October 18, 2004

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dunkin' Donuts

Anal sex. Basically another way of saying "bumping uglies."

While I was in jail for a few months, I had the biggest laugh of the time when I went to the restroom one evening and saw two prison guards dunkin' donuts with each other in a shower stall.

by mark h September 13, 2004

42πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


gangsturbation

The act of masturbating in a group, such as in a circle jerk or in a game of limp biscuit.

When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by mark h November 11, 2005

110πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by mark h October 2, 2005

44πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


The Lols Of Jericho

Comedy/Humor/Hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jericho on Me!

by mark h August 19, 2004

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž