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Hey man, can you pass me the mollies? I feel like torching that rich fucker's house.
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When you shave your pubic hair and then ejaculate(or do the Emeril) onto your woman's face and throw the shaved-off pubic hair all over her face.
Also known as a sasquatch.
I cummed all over Sarah's face and then covered all of her face with my pubic hair. Now she looks like Chewbacca.
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An either famous or notorious song by rap rock band Limp Bizkit, whom you'd either think are a cool band or a very very shitty band.
Quoted from the song's chorus:
"I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"
Source: www.azlyrics.com
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Ghetto slang for a SPAS 12 semi-automatic shotgun.
In a back alley behind a nightclub, Nick D is having a deadly confrontation with a rival pimp. Or with the confrontation indeed end up deadly for Nick or for his rival?
Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*
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Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
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1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
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Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
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