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swamp hog

An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.

Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 01, 2004


boomin

Having large breasts; well-endowed.

Dayum you are boomin, girl!

by Mark H August 04, 2004


dig bick

A spoonerism of the words "big dick." The first letters of the two words are switched around the same way as in the words "tig ol bitties."

1. I've got such a dig bick, which is one of the reasons sinful ladies love me!

2. That movie really sucked dig bick.

3. My dig bick. Your tig ol bitties. Yeah we are the perfect sex couple!

by Mark H July 20, 2004


sceptic tank

Any person, place, thing, or idea that causes much doubt, questioning, and/or disagreement among varied groups of like-minded people.

"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."

George W. Bush is a complete fucking sceptic tank.

The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.

by Mark H July 09, 2004


visit Europe

To vomit. Comes from the sound "Euuuurrrope!" which you may make while losing your lunch.

1. American beer sucks. Drinking that horse piss really makes me want to visit Europe.

2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.

3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.






Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 07, 2005


bedroom eyes

That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.

1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.

2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.

by Mark H August 04, 2004


breasturbation

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.

by Mark H May 17, 2005