fuzzy dice

1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).

Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.

Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.

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whiz

To urinate. Often also said as "take a whiz."

1. Man, finishing this Texas-sized cup of coke really weighed me down! I better run to the restroom like my ass is on fire and take a nice long whiz!

2. Damn, while we were having that fancy wedding reception at Sam's mansion, the couple had a moment of embarrassment when Sam's dog whizzed all over the groom's leg and did the electric slide on the back of the bride's wedding dress leaving canine shit marks on it!





Mark H. Posting new slang vocabulary on UD since February 2004.

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manliness

1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.

Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!

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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

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hazmat

(adj.)Extremely potent, as in a drug or alcoholic beverage.

Dayum brotha, that dank we chiefed up last night was straight up hazmat; shit it made me forget my social security number, my sexual orientation, and where to properly take a dump!

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Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

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nether regions

The area between a person's(male and female) legs; the crotch, the groin, the area where reproduction and the removal of bodily wastes occurs.

1.During cheerleading practice, while Jennifer was performing a cartwheel and the crotch of her outfit accidently slipped aside revealing her nether regions, little did she realize that Mick, who was jogging on the track nearby, caught sight of her wardrobe malfunction and suddenly had the irresistable urge to chuck it in her.

*a few days later...*

2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.




Mark H. Posting definitions on UD since last February.

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the man with the golden gun

A man who has had sex with so many women during his lifetime and/or has become a very well-reknowned male pornstar, that many people who know him consider a legend.

And yes of course, the term "golden gun" refers to that man's penis.

Ron Jeremy is an excellent example of someone whom you'd like to call "the man with the golden gun."

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running of the lols

Intense hilarity that tramples you down (like a pack of raging Spanish bulls) with laughter.

While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!

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