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More similar terms:
Cool out with your tool out.
Check her out with your pecker out.
Stick out with your dick out.
Pose out with your hose out.
Wong out with your dong out.
Burst out with your wurst out.
And here's a few that are ass-related rather than penis-related:
Pass out with your ass out.
Bum out with your bum out.
And one that's vagina-related:
Jam out with your clam out.
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Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.
Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.
Quote from the Family Guy show:
Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
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To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.
2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
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When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.
When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
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A search for anything that is sex-related, such as the following things:
1. Porn
2. Pussy (a vagina is often referred to as the pink)
3. Prostitutes
4. Gay or Lesbian lovers (the color pink is often associated with homosexuality)
Has absolutely nothing to do with some 1990 war movie starring Sean Connery that has a similar name(The Hunt for Red October).
1. I am so fucking horny, I am gonna get online on a hunt for pink October.
2. Or better yet, I should go to the local whorehouses and strip joints and get on a REAL hunt for pink October.
3.Jimmy: Owww man! It itches.
Robert: Now you see. How many times did I tell you to keep your guard up whenever you're on the hunt for pink October in the Red Light District?
4. Ever since Carl came out of the closet about a year ago, he's been on a constant hunt for pink October! How many assmates has he now had? 50?
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A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!
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Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.
Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.
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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.
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