titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

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kicks alot of ass and has alot of class

When something is really cool, tight, bombastic, aesthetically pleasing, etc.

"So how was that metal show last night?"

"Dude.

That.

Slayer concert.

Last night.

Really.

KICKED ALOT OF ASS AND HAD ALOT OF CLASS!"

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Florida Orange Juice Surprise

Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.

That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.

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huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

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roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

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Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.

The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.

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shove a sock in it

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.

(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

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