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1. English celebrity couple Posh Spice and David Beckham.
2. English Cockney rhyming slang for "sex."
Kevin: So Jack, what have you caught on camera last night? Any quality material
Jack: Well mate, the only thing I happened to come by was this anorexic bird who was jilling off on her bed.
Kevin: Really? Well that's nothing special compared to what *I* caught on tape last night.
Jack: What did you see?
Kevin: You'd find this hard to believe, but I saw POSH AND BECKS engaging in some intense and passionate Posh and Becks with each other!!
Jack: REALLY!?
Kevin: Yeah! And blimey man, was David a demon in the sack! He was ramming her indabutt like a stud bull!
Jack: Now THAT is voyeurism! My Jackson Pollocks are itching and I want to see the video!
Kevin: Sure mate, let's go to my house and watch it. I'm also going to put it up on the Web for others to see.
Mark H. Jazzing up Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
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A technical slang term for a fat woman.
(entering Fernando's room)
Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend Fernando's bed smashed in half due to some intense weight* ...holy shit man! What, did you have some sort of intimate sexual encounter with Queen Kong, or something?
Fernando: Naw man, but yes, my girlfriend Fatima(Get it? FAT-ima!) was here yesterday and she was letting me stick it to her. The combined weight of both of us was about 600 pounds and it was, well, too much for the bed to handle.
Jorge: (suddenly has a rather nauseating mental image of Fernando having sex with a morbidly obese porker who looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jabba the Hutt)
Fernando: Um, dude what's wrong, you look a little pale.
Jorge: Um yeah guey, I uh... that menudo that I ate this morning uh... really had a bad effect on my system. Can I use your bathroom?
Fernando: Sure, dude.
Jorge: (goes to the bathroom and then loses his lunch in the toilet)
Mark H. Gracing UrbanDictionary with my vocabulary since February 2004.
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1. A grossly obese German woman.
2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.
3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.
1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?
1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!
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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!
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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
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Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.
Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.
Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!
Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!
Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.
*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*
Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!
Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!
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1(noun).Shortened form of the word "Jujitsu" or "Jiu-Jitsu," which is a Japanese type of martial arts.
2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.
3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."
1. I am such a wuss at school and I'm always getting picked on. I should learn some Jitz to teach those bastards a lesson.
2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!
3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
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A mega fag. Not necessarily gay, but someone who is just being a total idiot.
God, he is such a fagger when he gets drunk!
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A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.
Origin:
Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"
Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?
Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!
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