Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

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Anus Rumper

Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.

Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.

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Candybar!

A phrase Mark used during a short term of school!
Was so famous that it was recorded once.

Say it! Say it!
I'm not your Puppet.
Please?
Candybar!

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