late come

Arrival late to class under the Professor Rami Arav. Late come is cause for automatic dismissal from the classroom and an issuing of a failing grade.

Professor Arav: "No LATE COME!"
Foreign Student: "I apologize for my late come"
Professor Arav: "too late you fail because of late come"
Foreign Student: "@^*# #&(^@%&#!"

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bag dew

the sweat on one's ballsack.

it's so hot out i got a bad case of bag dew.

bake

common slang in ireland for the word 'mouth'. mostly used as part of an insulting sentence. comes from the word 'beek', like a pigeon's beek. could also be prounounced 'baik'

'here, mate, i'll do your knees in'

'shut you your bake'

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peter secchia

Peter Secchia, or "Pete Secchia" is a name founded on principles of solidity in reference to an Italian river.

"Peter Secchia solidly walked cattywompus across the street to purchase ducats from a big momma"