lofberg

A turd that is so large, that it comes out of the bottom of the bowl, extending itself through the water and reaching out into mid-air. A rather surprising sight.

dude someone totally just left a lofberg in the upstairs bathroom... it starred me in the eye.

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tight jeans

Worn by a "Cowboy Killer," this type of jean is not necessisarly a jean, but a type of person. Distracting in many ways, Tight Jeans is fast, quick and deadly. Term derived from the 1800's in and around Tombstone.

ya... i wreckin me and tight jeans are gonna go out and try to snag them there yearlings off of the nelbo ranch.... poor lil pinkerton....

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soapie opie

To lather up with soap in the shower, only to turn off the water, exiting the tub covered in soap, then running out into the house and giving the nearest person a hug. Only then to put lathered soap on them, giving them a "Soapie Opie."

Man, I can't believe it. I was over at Frank's house and he came running out of the shower all naked and lathered up, then he gave me a Soapie Opie.

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Nelbo

To give an elbow to someone with the last name Nelson, or a name of the same origin. A stingy greeting.

when she climbed in i gave her a nelbo and asked hows the rum.... what a babe.

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