Boys Latin

Fact: Boys’ Latin is a lax players dream. We are number 1 in the country year in and year out. People try and hate but let’s not forget we are the smallest school in the MIAA. A large percent of our population comes from money and we are all blood thirsty REPUBLICANS. Our senior lot is filled with all forms of suv's and the occasional bmw or benz. you can tell who's care is whose by the stickers on the back for OBX, ACK, lax, VT, and W 04’. WE are all a family and we all sport the mullets during lax season and we all sweat the plaid blazers and we all worship Mr. Spencer. Who else wouldn’t like a teacher who got fired for letting a kid piss in a bottle during class. “Excuse me, Elian, what the F are you doing”. “Well.. just pissing in a Bottle Sir”. Responds with, “Nice”. Don’t forget Mr. Bowling. His ashes will one day be spilled across lake ave. Whoaaaa! WE are the classic ‘joke’ school where education is secondary to lax. SATs? Ahh just for the ones who don’t play lax, almost forgot. WE all treat each other with respect and we all give the teachers hell. It’s a party off of FALLS, step on it! We throw some mean times but they usually get broken up by the Balto County Cops, who are to busy going after underage drinking than rapists. It’s a place where the headmaster hires alcohol and drug people to come in and try and get us to sober up. We prefer BL, or Bud Light to you retards. It’s a place where you can go grab a brew with your lax coaches after graduation. It is a place were we play RUIT and are damn good at it. It’s a place where you can settle down with your beautiful high school sweatheart that you stole from the fag down at SP. It’s a place where you send your kids and they send theirs. It’s a place where you come to years down the road just to watch your team dominate the crusies!

"esse quam videri"
-to be rather than to seem

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