life

1. beer

2. lager (same thing)

3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel

4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)

5. a comfy chair (to sit on)

6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up

7. kitchen towl that mops up anything

8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are

9. a wildlife documentary on mooses

10. all these things put together

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