pample

1. To deceive someone out of kindness.

2. Lying to protect a person from the awful reality that is the truth

Mother : "for Jasus sake John its time tell the girl the truth. "

Daughter : What do you mean Mammy?"

Mother : "Jacinta you are 46 now its time you knew the truth. you father has been pampelling you for years. A TOM CAT DID NOT TAKE AWAY THE KITTENS. Your father drowned then."

Alternatively

The electorate expect to be pampled at every turn so as not to have to face the reality of a corrupt government and rotten state.

or

It is important to pample young children on certain matters.

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dog marmalade

1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.

2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.

3. Actual marmalade made from dogs

What do you think of that installation?
its dog marmalade