Shrub rocketeer

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

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Oldakery

When an Emmit from the South West commits sexual pleasures on a pensioner whilst in a committed relationship.

Husband: I think I might volunteer at the Old Folks Home.
Wife: Remember not to commit Oldakery!!!

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