bellend master.

similar to foreskin master, except not as high in ranking order. the foreskin masters right hand man.

the bellend master decided to steal cambridgshire and place it in his foreskin. the foreskin master overode his decision.

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nichand the cool

nichand the cool is the coolest inhabitant of tivertown. often seen chanting 'NICHAND! IM COOL!' and sporting £2 sunglasses. their isn't any records of data showing any facts on nichand and his origins, its just a well know fact that hes cool.

nichand the cool is so dreamy. i wish i were as cool as him.

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foreskin master

the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.

matt is the foreskin master, dont argue with him or he'll place you in his foreskin.

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belle sebastian

married agatha in 96 b.y. (browtardf years). this is the only significant event in his life. no other records are held in conjunction with belle sebastian.

belle sebastian is dead.

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agatha.

agatha was born aged 118 in 3 b.b.m.b (before browntardf monkey boy) and whilst tripping on shrooms was visited by a flying hobo that told her she would give birth to browntardf monkey boy in three years. she was immaculate at the time, having only just been born, therefore she discovered their would be something miraculous about this occasion. she later realised, after the great battle of 94 that she'd given birth to the god of tivertown.

agatha was the first reptile to walk on mars.

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bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.

browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.

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sheohead elephant girl

this is the only inhabitant of tivertown to ever venture out of the village. this is because sheohead, or brunwin as shes also known, goes to school. she has done for the past 51 years. shes the second, less famous offspring of agatha and belle sebastian. born in 76 b.y. (browtardf years), shes an integral part of tivertowns culture.

sheohead elephant girl walked to uffculme.

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