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Amparo

Amparo is a beautiful girl. Always has pretty eyes and a really funny personality. She should be known as the good friend that can make you laugh until you can’t breath.
But she is sensitive and her defense mechanism is to cry or to insult. Also if she gets mad she could insult you as if she was rapping. She can be freaky sometimes but she will always be like a little girl

that men offended Amparo so she slapped him in the face

by mash potatoes November 22, 2021


thizzle dick

when a man pops a e-pill, and his dick shrivels up when u take thizzles aka. e pills, E,X, ecstacy, beans, ECSTACY.
its probably one of the most heart saddening things for a guy.


TIP: never let a girl see it, u will get endless shit from them, for she will tell EVERYBODY

Ant: ah these pills are the shit man

Ted: ya but my thizzle dick is unbelivable i almost wanna cry.

Ant: dont worry bro i kno how u feel.

by mash potatoes August 11, 2008

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