Nightshades

n: sunglasses; esp. when worn at night and/or by a goth person.

Aren't Lady Skulltits' nightshades frightfully divine?

I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...

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garglejob

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis

Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.

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fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm

Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

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Cumbrella

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

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modyke

1. the mohawk hairstyle as worn by a lesbian
2. a lesbian with a mohawk hairstyle

Hey Jane, did you see the modyke on that bitch?

Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!

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Cheerio Boy

a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".

He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!

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screwnicornhole

v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)

Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.

After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.

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