drive by

when a girl quickly insert a finger in a mans ass during sex

dude:how'd ur girl get a broke nose?
dude2:she gave me a drive by and i didnt like it to good

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Locs Disease

Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention

Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )

Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown

Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!

What Wrong With That Guy? Whys He Doing Things Ass Backwards?

Its Locs Disease.

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not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

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country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch

damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.

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Scifalufagus

An extremely horrible STD

Also can be mixture of many STD's mixed into 1.

She game me scifalufagus no doubt, imma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out

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Dead Fuck

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)

dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.

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929987

Wazzup for whan you page somebody

Self Explaining Numbnuts

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