Missionary Impossible

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex

"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"

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Digital Locksmith

n&pn. Pretty much a hacker and or password cracker.

Girl: So What do you do for a living?
Boy: Im a digital locksmith.
Girl: Wow thats impressive.

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Ogre Milk

Spoiled milk left outside of the fridge for 2 or more months.

what should we do to willie now that hes drunk..... lets give hime some ogre milk

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semi-pussy whipped

Being pussy whipped without getting pussy

Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?
Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.

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Afro Engineered

Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked Up

See Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig

Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?
Dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
Dude 1: It Shows.

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dry-ice bomb

Bomb made by using dry ice , hot water, and or one of the following

8oz. bottle
12 oz. bottle
1,2, and 3 liter bottles
Must be soda bottles water bottles will not work right

Q: What should we do to scare the neighbors?
A: Dry-Ice Bomb

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barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

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