geniac

A combination of two different words, GENius and manIAC.

A brilliant individual who is completely and utterly out-of-control, possibly even insane.

If you encounter a geniac, do not attempt to emulate them, for it can only result in disaster.

If two geniacs come into contact, the results can vary from one extreme, spectacular mutual destruction, to the other extreme, extraordinary creative power.

Evariste Galois was definitely a geniac.

By age 20, he had failed out of school, been in prison, invented a new branch of algebra, and solved an unsolved mathematical problem.

At age 21, he was dead from a gunshot wound in a duel.

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ratemyshocker

noun, (location)

www.ratemyshocker.com is a magical, wonderful place, where people can go to see the most twisted, vile, foul images and video clips ever captured on digital media.

You will become quickly desensitized to even the most repulsive imagery.

Several things you can see on ratemyshocker:

1. 2 girls 1 cup
2. 4 girls fingerpaint
3. Human/equine relations

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Silk

Stitches

(Medical sutures, for closing a wound.)

"I got shanked up," I sez.

"Better get some silk on that," doc sez.

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nickel

1. Five cents in United States currency
2. Five dollars worth of drugs, usually marijuana.
3. (Slang) Five hundred dollars.
4. (Slang) Five years (in prison, in the army, etc.)

1. I just spent my last nickel on a gumball.
2. I need weed, but I need rent money too; solution: buy a nickel.
3. I need a nickel to buy-in to this cardgame.
4. My boy Tre is doin' a nickel upstate for gta.

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ginger

A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.

Ron Howard is a ginger.

Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.

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flutch

adj.

A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.

David Ortiz is flutch.

Kirk Gibson's homerun was flutch.

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kiss the rings

v. to show respect, often used in the imperative tense.

This phrase originated as a result of the protocols observed during audiences with the catholic pope. At the close of the audience, the subordinate would traditionally show his respect to the leader of the church by kissing the papal sigil ring.

"I've got a 2pm meeting with the boss... but I'm not about to kiss the rings."

"You just got crushed 49-0 in Madden-- kiss the rings, bitch!"

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