queave

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

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bubba benz

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.

Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.

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blue balls

This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with big tits and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be relieved by masturbating as soon as possible.

"I sure had a bad case of blue balls after playing with Tracey's big tits and touching her sticky panties all night. She's lucky I didn't rape her."

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Republican Farmer

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.

Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.

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Islamophobe

This is the unnatural fear of Muslims. It comes from watching propaganda TV stations and looking at lame ass crybaby facebook sites.

Those Islamophobes are behaving like 12 year old girls in a haunted house. Maybe they should look at the facts sometime and they will realize that their fear is unnatural and babyish.

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cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.

Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.

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peanybate

What teenage boys do after listening to hot rod sounds.

"I have a hard-on from all those hot rod sounds. Let's peanybate."

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