once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed
when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess
5π 6π
a random tarded looking kid who i named fromage boy because of the fromage on his face.
fromage boy covered ohil in french fromage
2π 15π
when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"
12π 64π
pina colada but with added cum.
jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.
18π 68π
the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love
23π 8π
blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping
agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend
7π 6π
a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet
phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll
7π 3π