nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

13👍 11👎

Resident evil retard

any t-virus infected mutant from the resi series (best games in the world-andthe ff's) that eats themselves rather than anyone else.

jill slapped the zomie to death because it wasnt trying to kill her. hey, why waste ammo?

8👍 22👎

Hard buttage

hardcore anal penatration

phil and lizzie

10👍 23👎

late hurtle

late ejack

dawes just cant get it on time when he induldges in the art of farmer sutra

1👍 4👎

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

94👍 328👎

Ignis

an 80 plus woman who randomly appears in peoples dreams. sometimes get fucked by the person in question. very rough

ignis made jennings commit virginital siucide on phil

4👍 25👎

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

3👍 3👎