fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

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scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

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Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

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late hurtle

late ejack

dawes just cant get it on time when he induldges in the art of farmer sutra

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Glynn

An english teacher with a void visa and a full set of tackle.

theres a rather big lump in Glynns trousers.......

39👍 47👎

stickle brick

a particuarlly difficult and uncorfortable shit or occasionaly a anal discharge

sam mckellen; i been having some stickle bricks lately
random 5 yr old boy; shut up! lets make with anal love already!

2👍 10👎

nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

13👍 11👎