lubricant

I have 50 bottles of it in my house

want to fuck me baby?

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Halo

A kick ass game that I love

Dude, you should go play Halo

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tits

Something I was looking at earlier

man, i love hot tits

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horny

what i feel at the moment

i wish i had some nice hot tits!

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wrestle

A fun sport to watch on tv

I like a lot of wrestling shows

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Penis Pie

when you cum in a pie crust

want some penis pie?

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porn

what everyone who's cool wants

i fucking love good porn

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