Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

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