Rural Dictionary

Katie

Loves to mow the lawn and shout at disabled pigs. Loves to wear fake casts for fun as she think she will make friends but usually enjoys boys with hairy balls

Guy: omg I wish my girlfriend liked My hairy balls
Guy 2 : dude you need a Katie!!

by mati January 8, 2019

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Cheda is a word used for people who have a beast-like addiction for male genitals.

When engaged in male gay sex (see 'gay sex' for more information'), these people go to such as extremes as to bite off their mate's testicles and/or penis.

When deprived of their favourite thing, chedas are known to do either the aforementioned or sulk into a corner until the day they die.

Scientists never found out what causes this obsession, and there is no cure yet.

John: Hey Jenny, I'm going out with Joe today... You know Joe, right? From the club?

Jenny: JOE? Are you crazy? Didn't you hear that he's a Cheda?

John: Holy shit, you're kidding me, right? ... Damn, I really thought he was cute, but I don't need creepy shit like that in my life. Thanks for telling me.

by mati March 10, 2005

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emo haircut

Kyle's current haircut. It's hilarious.

LOL, Kyle, your haircut is 100% Emo. Pfft.

by mati April 13, 2005

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S.S. BathroomSink

The name of the best spaceship from World War 2. The same one Hitler escaped in after the Klingon forces occupated Berlin.

S.S. BathroomSink was a craft so magnificent that it was the envy of the civilized world at the time. No flak gun ever managed to bring it down, and as much as they tried, Allied forces could not ever make a copy of this fortress of a vehicle.

Floating 1 mile wide and half a kilometer high, it alone was responsible for destruction of Paris, London, New York, Chicago, Harriston, Kragujevac and a small hut just outside of Gadji.

by mati March 18, 2005

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