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dirty kazoo

when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.

I got three "dirty kazoo's" last nite at the Casa Diablo and a hand job.

by matlock503 April 17, 2010

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fauxtentious

buying & wearing knock off merchandise in an extravagent outward show, trying to appear "better" than you are to others.

What a fauxtentious bitch, in her knock off shoes and fake ass Chanel bag. She's just as broke as me!!

by matlock503 April 26, 2010

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tax relief

the extra large shit you take after you find out how much you have to pay in taxes

95k to federal???, get out of the bathroom!!
I need Tax Relief!!!

by matlock503 April 20, 2010

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