ooyata

To Jizz one self.

I ooyata'd all over her tits

Lacquer Head

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high

That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.

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chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

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pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

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schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"

"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."

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Fender

No, this is not part of a car, that is a bumper.

'Fender-Bender' wtf is that

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Cyber Whores

whores that fuck up anything electronical, particularily computers in internet realated situations. Can only be destroyed by kicking them in the cunts and saying the magical work WAZZOO!

*Computer Breaks* AHH I HATE THOSE DAMN CYBER WHORES

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