bush road

the local weed smoking spot

Yo son lets go chill at bush road right quick homes jizzle.

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cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

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Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

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pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

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shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

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get the led out

listining to some led zeppelin!

man I need to listin to some zeppelin! Im gonna go home, and get the led out!

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a yuppie ate my dingo

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.

A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.

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