road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

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television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

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-ish

1.) A suffix that makes any word or phrase more vauge.

2.) The ultimate generality, lacking any specificity or meaning whatsoever.

1.) Lets meet around 9-ish

2.) ...Ish?

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flukin

Origin: Talking to this kid once and hes said he was going "flukin" the next day. I asked him wtf he was talking about and he responded by saying he was going "fluke fishing."

Use: Used by many for some reason to describe drifting for fluke. But since "flukin" is not a type of fishing method people that say this are idiots.

Person 1: "Im going flukin tommorrow"
Person 2: "what you say? your an idiot"

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jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

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Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

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Saaked

To promote something. Talk something up and then not follow through with it. To let people down

Arsenal saaked themselves out of the treble this year

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