buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

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fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

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cockgnome

a small man that no one likes and is just a plain dickhead

Pano is such a fucking cockgnome, what a dumb cunt. i hate that little cockgnome so much

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lof

laugh out faggot, because people are gay when they say lol

internet preson #1: look at urbandictionary.com its funny
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!

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toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.

"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"

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trendy

Someone who follows modern fashion, whatever the current trend of clothing is. They have little if any individuality in their clothing and attitude.

Hes just another trendy

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pratting

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

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