happy meal surprise

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

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Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education

They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites

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tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.

<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.

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Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )

Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D

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pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

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philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.

Do philosophy, dipshit.

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Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

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