spaghetti sauce

pregnant. Pregant = Prego = spaghetti sauce.

"OMG did you hear? Elsie is spaghetti sauce!!"

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emplode

opposite of implode. to implode outwards.

Andrew had so much work to do that he emploded.

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tamponade

When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.

I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.