esotericy

esoteric
1. A moment when you allow all possibilities of expression. When you start judging the quality of a word by its ability to express thought. When you allow all realities to be in your awareness you become one with the 'Universal Consciousness'."
2. When you become a pretentious ass online.

1. "He spoke an esotericy and proved his wisdom."
2. "He spoke an esotericy and proved himself to be an ass."

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aw snap

Less profane equivalent of 'oh shit.'

'Aw snap, I broke another needle.'

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jiffy feet

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.

Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.

Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!

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grundle

adj. The hair between a mans ball sack and anus. Often used as an insult.

John you are such a grundle

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xx

Beer,and alcohol, such as the brand XX (Dos Equis), means 2 x's in spanish.

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