zoomer

To go out and have a mare. Ie a shit weekend.

Aw mate what a zoomer I had last night.

Haha did you see that bird u were with last night, you had a zoomer!

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Frank Spencer

The name "Frank Spencer" may be used in the UK to refer to a particularly inept man, particularly one who is not very good at home improvements; "he did nothing right, and two things wrong". Examples of the phrase in ordinary usage are: "He's a bit of a Frank Spencer" or "Well that was very Frank Spencerish".

Naive, clueless and accident-prone

It's all gone a bit Frank Spencer
from Arctic Monkeys - You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me

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cilla

Cockney slang for your back.

Aww I've got some problems with the old cilla

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box like

Slutty. Filth. Dirty. Gets around a bit.

Mate, wtf you doing, she is so box like.

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shanted

Pissed out of your face. Nuff said.

Aww mate I was sooooo shanted last night.

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