shire

Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.

Guy: Its done a shire

Girl: Yup

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wounded

When its gone pear shaped.

Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded

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wurzel

soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

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