skiddy

The state of your pants (UK) or shorts (US) if they have a poo stain inside, possibly because you haven't wiped your bum, or farted and followed through.

Darling, your pants are rather skiddy. You might want to apply some vanish before you wash them.

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baby cakes

Boobs, breasts, tits, waggamommas

Do you mind if i lick custard off your babycakes?

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catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

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baby yogurt

See baby yoghurt.

Shit! I got baby yogurt on my mouse mat again!

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kegs

Pants (UK) or shorts (US).

Uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!

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scissor sisters

A) Rather good rock group popping up everywhere in Spring 2004

B) Sexual position where two ladies slot their legs either side of each other in order that they can grind front bot-bots together. Yummy.

That new scissor sisters album is so cool.

Britney and Christina as scissor sisters.. mmmm, pass me a kleenex.

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freddy youngbird

A good looking girl - but is far too young to have a dabble with.

Check out Freddy Youngbird over there... I might swing back later when she finishes school.

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