Blogasm

Orgasming to an erotic blog.

Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...

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turbo sex

Boning a chick at a high speed.

Ahhh, I just finished having turbo sex with this hot-ass chick I met last night!

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Cops

Relativly pointless.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?

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Burban

Someone who goes from a dense, and dangerous, urban area into a relativly safe, boring, sexless, and Republican area.

Guy 1: YO, I'm from the GHETT-O. Hear that? I'm a rapper!
Guy 2: Don't you live in a farmhouse?
Guy 3: Ya, he does. Just ignore him; he's a burban.
Guy 1: YO, I SCARE YOU! I SCARE YOU!
Guy 2+3: Yaaaaaaa.....

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