Fairclubbed

When one of your shifty, got-plenty-of-form friends hammers a shot 400 yards down the fairway using clubs he insists haven't been tampered with, but you know damn well he's paid to have them turbo charged. Because he's sneaky like that.

Robbie - "bloody hell! That's gone 400 yards in to the wind?"
Pete - "Yep.....he's absolutely Fairclubbed that one"

Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough