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How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.
Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay
The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.
Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle
The involuntarily contractions of the anus while waiting for penetration.
Greg: I love watching your rim twitch like that, it's so hot
Steph: I can't help it babe, I've got anal tremors
A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.
Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.
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Middle lane cunt surrounded on either side by people who know how to drive
Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .
When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
The stereotypical Chinese American.
Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong