haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

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laughterbate

(v.) to laughterbate. To masturbate while laughing. Similar to haterbate.

"I wish I could watch Porno and Chris Rock at the same time so I could laughterbate."

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