Snip

is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri

bri fucked snip up the ass

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Justy

short for Justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much

i love Justy more than anything in the world

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nightcap

An act of a sexual nature usually performed after a steller date, involving the male punching the female in the face and proceding to deficate in her face just as she regains consciousness.

i gave her the wettest nightcap ever!

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brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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redskins

The best team in the NFL

"dude, did you see the redskins fucking kill the cowboys last night

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K

Stands for the number 1000. Most often used to refer to a monetary figure.

1K = $1,000
30K = $30,000

They're offering a 40K salary for the job.

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glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

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